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Extract from John Ryan’s “Spy story”, published on Amazon.com

Then, the town had fitted most of its residents like a worn but comfortable shoe.

Two phalanxes of roads marched as Roman legions down either side of a central park to converge a few blocks before they reached the old iron bridge straddling the river that gave the town its name.

Had such Romans continued for another twenty miles beyond that bridge, they would have encountered some of the most fabulous scenery on God’s earth, a vast wilderness where green hills plunged into spectacular valleys.

But Rome never ventured further south in Africa than Egypt. Its sole association with Umtata was, by proxy, a modest Roman Catholic church and convent.

Then, in the time of Daniel O’Brien’s boyhood, high-ceilinged houses pointed gables at the sky. It was a place of trees and shrubs and lawns. Expansive gardens, masked by inscrutable hedges, fronted on wide avenues. Space and quiet were the watchwords.

One exception was Saturday morning, market day, when most of the blacks who lived in their “locations” would come to town to shop.

Town was an understatement, for Umtata, parochial though it had been, could boast an Anglican cathedral. Thus, officially, it was a city, befitting its status as the capital of the Transkei, a territory redolent of British colonialism and the Kaffir Wars.

However, if a small town is a place where most residents know one another, and where some people may feel stifled by that proximity, then Umtata had been such a place.

The cathedral was imposing. An elegant cut-stone basilica dominated a complex adjoining the Rec and two public schools, one junior and one senior, on the road that eventually led past the general hospital to East London and a more structured civilisation a hundred and fifty miles away.

Immediately below the Rec was the Bunga, seat of the United Transkeian Territories General Council, where Daniel’s father had worked as senior agricultural officer in a cold office behind the debating chamber. It was a domed building supported by Doric columns.

The Rec (for recreation ground) and colonial town hall were other focal points of Umtata activity. Sports days, cricket and rugby matches were held at the Rec; concerts, plays and meetings in the town hall; fetes and bazaars at both. The town hall could have been called the city hall but never was.

Two of the main streets, York Road and Owen Street, ran down parallel from the cathedral and the Bunga. Downtown Umtata was concentrated around the eight blocks they comprised.

York Road housed the major shops. Owen Street embraced legal firms, doctors’ surgeries, the magistrates’ courts, public library, a newspaper office, the Metro Theatre and the O’Brien home – right at the river end.

Umtata’s hotels, four licensed and two private, were in side streets off York and Owen. All had names that belied their level of seediness – the Savoy, Royal, Imperial, Windsor, Clarendon and Grosvenor, after a British East Indiaman wrecked on the nearby Pondoland coast in 1782.

Below the house where the O’Brien family lived were the local pound and stock sale pens. This was where the young Danny O’Brien once witnessed birth for the first time, or second if you counted his own. A Friesland cow produced a calf with all the blood and gore the boy would have expected from the termination of life, rather than the start of one.

Opposite the pound was a smallholder called Ewing who grew peaches and vegetables and guarded them with fences of prickly pear and salt guns tripwired at strategic points.

Beyond was a general dealer named Maker, who lathe-turned wooden tops for the community’s youngsters, and a blacksmith shop owned by one of the O’Briens’ neighbours, Bill Langton, where shoes were fitted to police horses.

Just across the river was a “mixed” suburb. Most of its residents proudly acknowledged being coloured, mulatto but not black, descendants of the Khoisan, or Bushmen, who originally inhabited the Transkei.

Now Daniel drove into town trying to reconcile the small community he had grown up in with the third world sprawl it had become.

The central business district teemed with humanity. Informal commerce had replaced the stiffly regulated norms of yesteryear. Hawkers plied their trade from sinking pavements, selling all manner of merchandise – clothing, shoes, vegetables, fresh meat, curios, cheap plastic toys, kitchen utensils, patent medicines and the purportedly life-saving tinctures of sangomas.

Pedestrians were forced to spill over into the traffic lanes, adding to the congestion of buses and taxis, shabby cars and bicycles.

Now, Daniel’s old house advertised itself as the Nursing Council. However, it seemed even more dilapidated than under the previous owner who had been a backyard mechanic. The lawn behind the house, which once served as a sports field for the little boys in Owen Street, was clotted with weeds.

He parked his Toyota Land Cruiser at the bottom of the street, crossed to the traffic islands and walked slowly up the block, drawing on his memory as he passed every house.

Miss Kay Bell, who had taught the young Danny and his brother Patrick piano, would have been bemused to discover that her tiny cottage had become the headquarters of Lucky’s Guns. She rented the cottage from spinster sisters, the Misses Hill, who had a larger house on the property. They were a fragile couple who seemed to leave no imprint on life as they moved through it. For years, Danny believed the phrase, as old as the hills, referred to Doreen and Irene Hill. Where they had lived was now a transport company.

Jack Dewes, the district surgeon, had had a surgery two doors away from the O’Brien home. Young male tribal initiates, the Abhakweta, would queue up in his front yard to be circumcised, then surround the part with leaves and hop away in agony. Aptly, according to a sign, the surgery belonged to a herbalist.

The Langton residence, diagonally opposite, had become the branch office of the East London Daily Dispatch, the newspaper on which Daniel had begun his career. Three properties beyond the Langtons had been the home of Fritz and Margaret Buhl. Daniel counted to three, looked, then looked again.

And was taken aback at the sight of a modern structure, jerry-built of unplastered blocks.

The Buhls’s old house was gone. So was the garden cottage, rebuilt after that traumatic night, although both had been there when last he had passed through the town.

Strangely, the wrought-iron gate had been retained, although now rusted and broken. Daniel remembered the bent figure with a grey crew-cut who so often had leaned on that gate, looking out wistfully at a hostile world beyond. Fritz Buhl in his later years.

The changes to Owen Street were part of a process Daniel had begun to see on earlier visits. In York Road, many of the old shops had been torn down and or left to degenerate.

Urban blight was pandemic. The town hall was almost derelict, its gardens the haunt of “portrait” photographers and vendors of cheap watches.

These changes to the town Daniel knew were severe but he had witnessed the first of them.The biggest happened in the early Sixties when the apartheid government began to put in place its silly plan of balkanising South Africa to counter the threat of what was unavoidable ­- eventual rule by a black majority.

The idea was to create separate, autonomous states where blacks could be confined away from cities and white urban areas. Self-government was the carrot offered to those prepared to be leaders of these homelands. Because the Transkei already possessed a self-governing system, it became the initial Bantustan guinea pig and Umtata for a while was the fastest-growing centre in the country.

Meanwhile, another process began: the dispossession of hundreds of white traders whose stores had served to open up the hinterland. The process failed to recognise that the new Transkei budget would not run to financing enough black traders to replace these rugged frontiersmen.

Thus began a rapid decline in services and standards and many locals found themselves with no ready outlet for their maize harvests and wool clips.

And with the resultant impact on agriculture, the towns and villages themselves began to suffer. Corruption was heaped on mismanagement, as one crooked regime after another sought the utmost personal gain from the money the central government was throwing at its bastard step-child.

Now, sanity had begun to return with the release from jail of Nelson Mandela who was born not a hundred miles away. The Transkei and other Bantustans would achieve the dubious distinction of being the first states in the history of Africa to have their independent status revoked.

Still, Daniel’s trip from Durban had confirmed that the wounds of the apartheid exercise would take a long while to heal. And, he thought sadly, while the changes were inevitable, the process never should have been allowed to happen at the expense of a whole culture.

Soon, phantoms of that culture were to accost him at almost every turn. Daniel’s quest was to find out what had happened to two of them – the friend who had died in that fire and the German spy who killed him.

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Clearing up after the festivities

Dear Mrs Robinson,

First of all, my family and I would like to thank your good self and everyone concerned with your Establishment for a most enjoyable holiday. We are being entirely sincere when we say, in that phrase often over-worked, that “we had the time of our lives”.

If there should be a better private hotel on the Cape South Coast, we will battle to find it next season. (That statement is intended as a joke, ha! ha!, and has nothing to do – I hope – with the rather precipitate manner by which we eventually came to leave “Seatide” , for as you know we had planned to stay until after New Year.)

About that first small and, in my view, unfortunate altercation: Let me state at once that neither my wife nor I was apprised in advance of the fact that our “offspring” had invited friends to make use of their bedroom floor.

Believe me, it is not in our nature to have “squatters” or “big city hooligans”, as I think you described them on our departure, take advantage of anyone’s hospitality. Especially on a gratuitous basis.

This leads me to the hole in the bedroom ceiling, although here I would hesitate to apportion blame to any faction or individual.

But I am sure, with your experience in the catering business, you will agree that youngsters are the same wherever they may hail from (“big city” or otherwise) and if one offers a youngster a good set of bed springs (such as, I would like to add by way of compliment, we encountered almost without exception at “Seatide”) he or she inevitably will be tempted to jump on them.

Boys will be boys and girls, girls.

One suggestion I can offer in this regard is that you consider retreading the swimming pool as a pit for one or more trampolines. That could constitute a further fine amenity at “Seatide” for guests young and old, throughout the year, and particularly now that your pool filter happens to be malfunctioning.

By the way, while on the subject, we have spoken at length to our youngest and he remains adamant that he has absolutely no knowledge of the process whereby his flippers became lodged in the “in” duct.

My son has also expressed doubt that an accident like that should have discoloured the water in the pool to an extent where he was unable to see the bottom through his Jacques Cousteau “Barrier Reef” goggles.

I would tend to believe him since both flippers and goggles were a Christmas present he had hardly used until then. Indeed, he seems to be most distraught about the whole affair.

Another of our offspring has suggested the presence of the flippers in the filter probably was extraneous to its non-working anyway: that the original blockage was the result of the “mock battle” around the pool on Christmas Eve, initiated by the boy from the caravan park – the “large bloody lout” as you referred to him in your parting statements.

On that score, our children deny they invited the youth over. They say they were under the impression he was the son of somebody in your Management, so authoritatively did he direct the encounter between the “Ninja Turtles” and the “Sewer Rats” gangs. And so, when he began throwing mud around the pool area, they naturally thought this to be permissible under the rules of the hotel.

I humbly advise that a large gate, with a suitably high fence between hotel and caravan park, would be the best barrier against this sort of unwanted element.

The other events of our holiday, if I may deal with them in the order in which you mentioned them upon our departure, may be quite easily explained.

Firstly, our second born (please be assured) is unused to strong drink, though we do allow him the odd glass of white wine on festive occasions. After all, the family on his mother’s side is French, in the most responsible and civilised way.

But where he came by that bottle of Irish Mist still is a mystery to us. We can only think the boy from the caravan park must have brought it along with him, although we have no evidence to support that claim.

Our son’s recollection of the whole afternoon is vague, as you may well imagine. However, he has asked me to offer his apologies to you and your husband for the remarks he made in his state of impairment. Of course, he doesn’t remember exactly what he said but, as he points out, in our family “Fatso” and “Old Bag” often are used as terms of endearment.

The fire must be seen as my responsibility entirely. I should have double-checked that my portable soldering iron was switched off before I put it down on the bedside table after using it to repair the electric kettle you so thoughtfully placed in our suite. (Who tried to boil the kettle without water in it I cannot say. Incidentally, is it working now? If not, please mail it along and I’ll have another go.)

On the matter of the “mistaken bathroom”: our youngest, who collects these things, maintains that Mr Robinson over-reacted in the situation. He says the snake he happened to leave in the wrong tub was of a completely harmless water variety.

Also, my wife – who used to be a nursing sister and viewed your husband’s lacerations – says they were not nearly as bad as he made them out to be. It was quite a small window, after all.

Well, Mrs Robinson, I trust this e-mail letter has cleared up any remaining misunderstandings on your part. Assuring you of our continued custom and support in the future, I am etc.

Time Wounds All Heels column

Dominoes is no game for girls

Christmas just a few days off, and a problem re-emerges I thought had gone away forty years ago: What present to give a female child that is not a doll or something else related to dolls? Clothes, cradles, prams, wardrobes, houses?

And, in the modern world, doesn’t cost one or two limbs because it happens to contain a microchip?

Toys have always been easy for boys. There are all manner of things that run or fly, can be hit or kicked, that come with parts they can put together and so improve their mechanical skills. Or blocks for would-be architects or developers.

Or just a penknife can make a highly acceptable gift for a boy. And it is one you may upgrade every year, starting with a basic blade and moving through the whole range of Swiss Army knives with additional gadgets like nail-scissors, toothpicks, screw-drivers, saws and bottle-openers.

For years, in my pre-teen age, I envied Richmal Crompton’s William Brown character because he had a pocket knife that was able to remove stones from horses’ hooves.

As parent to four daughters, I have long deplored the restriction our society places on toys for little girls. It is highly discriminatory and I’m surprised the Women’s Libbers haven’t taken it up before now.

Instead, I notice a lame attempt by toy manufacturers to broaden the range of options by introducing an older Barbie, one with worry lines and cellulose thighs. A fat lot of use that will be, in all senses.

The problem of presents for little girls re-occurs because those four daughters have produced offspring. Of our nine grandchildren, no fewer than seven are female. I fear women are conspiring to take over the world.

My wife and I often tried to wean our daughters away from what was on offer for female children, to introduce them to a broader canvas of Life. Me particularly.

Birthdays and Christmases, we showered them with all manner of boy-type toys: Meccano sets, electric trains, Action Men, Frisbees, model aeroplane kits, fishing rods.

To little avail. Their interest was fleeting, if any; mainly, I imagine, because they didn’t want to appear non-conformist or foolish in the eyes of their peers.

So usually I ended up having to play with the darn things myself. Just to offset the expenditure.

When our eldest daughter took up Girl Guiding, I went out and bought her a scout knife. It wasn’t quite Swiss Army but handsome enough. And, yes, it did have the stone-from-hoof amenity.

But, alas, the Guide phase didn’t last and soon the knife was mislaid.

One gift that was successful for a while with our children was a set of dominoes, inlaid, quasi-ivory. So I was encouraged the other evening to find that one grand-daughter had come across these pieces in some dark recess and was idly shuffling them about on the carpet.

Now I am a domino player of international experience. I learned in a hard school during one summer I spent in Spain. We would go down to this little village on the island of Formentera and engage the locals.

The arrangement was that, if they beat us, we would buy the beer. If we beat them, we would buy the beer. Some Spanish traditions are rather strange for foreigners to understand.

Still, the beer was cheap, the company genial and we soon got to know the finer tactics of the game. It wasn’t too long before we were winning and buying all the time.

So when my grand-daughter produced the dominoes the other evening, and asked me how to play, I passed on some of those tactics. Not too many. No grandfather is a complete idiot.

Nevertheless, I explained how to keep count of the different cards, how important it was to play to one’s strength and when to withhold doubles and when not. That sort of thing.

She won the third game. The fourth, fifth and sixth.

Of course, it was beginner’s luck. But it doesn’t seem to have run out, night after night. Nor has her enthusiasm. My only consolation is that we aren’t playing for beer.

This weekend, I intend finding that scout knife with the hoof thingummy. It would be nice to have it handy – just to give the child a gentle nudge on the wrist as she prepares to put down her final card.

The 15-year-old dogma went in just a phonecall

I turned on the television news the other day and heard former South African president Thabo Mbeki deliver a speech wherein he maintained that sport could unite the world. He was addressing a summit on racism.
I felt a sense of pride and accomplishment, which might or might not have been misplaced.
For the first time I met Mbeki, sport was the subject we talked about. It was in Lusaka, Zambia, in 1990. I had gone to the ANC headquarters in the city and was chatting to Tom Sabina, the Press officer, when a short man with a beard and pipe walked in.
He said he was Thabo Mbeki. I introduced myself and mentioned that I had reported on the treason trial of his father, Govan Mbeki, 26 years before.
Without much ado, Mbeki asked me what I thought of the ANC’s edict that there could be “no normal sport in an abnormal South African society”. This was in line with a slogan coined in the Seventies by the South African Non-Racial Olympic Committee (Sanroc).
I said I believed the stipulation was counter-productive and obstructive because it suggested that nothing in South African society should change until everything changed. I said it ignored the reality of the situation because there had been normalisation in certain sports like athletics and some football leagues.
Thabo Mbeki suggested I come back after lunch. When I did, he announced that the ANC was prepared to waive the “no normal sport in an abnormal society” stipulation.
Tom Sabina later told me that Mbeki had been in touch during the lunch period with Olive Tambo, the ANC president, in London.
Thus 15 years of dogma went in a single telephone call. Just like that.

Winter of a pukka sahib’s discontent

DAYS, I’ve noticed before, seldom bode well when you begin them by missing a plane.
Missing, in this instance, should not imply the physical departure of aforesaid aircraft for it is there, large as life on Madras airport’s apron, pilot most likely gulping down his motion-sickness tablets.
But the assistant airline manager remains adamant. Check-in time is two hours before, not dam’ twenty minutes.
We tell him: blame the dam’ New Delhi fog. It got us here late, if eight –thirty in the morning may ever be so construed. Why, anyway, does Indian Airways out of New Delhi fly at sparrow? Certainly not to escape the fog, I say.
Loud altercation. Then, from our side, attempts at craven pleading. If we miss this connection, we point out, we’ll be stuck in Colombo for a week. Only one weekly flight to Johannesburg from there. Second prize, two weeks in Colombo.
We adjourn to a private office for the deputy airline manager to hear our case. He listens, eyes hooded like a judge, then announces that the argument is academic anyway. The Madras-Colombo flight has just left, winging southwards even as we speak.
Huge anger, only some of it theatrical. But it succeeds in invoking the Airline Manager himself. He arrives, kicking rumps in his wake, bearing profuse apologies and offers to stay overnight at company expense. Also propaganda about Madras being the real jewel in the Indian crown. Forget the Taj Mahal, the Pink City: Inspect out modern slums, view our Waterworks.
The man means well but his presentation falls apart after we mention the problems with the Colombo link. When we suggest the airline’s obligation in the matter should stretch to a swift charter flight, the Manager disappears. Not to be encountered again.
Back to town and the tour operators. There is a slim chance that some of us can go Air India to Harare, thence Johannesburg, though flights are wait-listed. My own situation is less severe since I intended to be in London anyway in three days.
At minimal extra cost, approximating one leg, I can fly there from Mumbai via Kuwait, tomorrow.
Night in Mumbai, mooching around the terminal. All the decent hotels are full, suggesting a convention of snake-charmers or up-market beggars.
Mumbai airport seethes with low-flying aircraft and lower-flying luggage. See Mumbai and duck! Killing time, dodging suitcases tossed hand to hand among sundry labourers, I recall one of my own.
It is in a locker at Johannesburg airport, lodged there on my way to India a week ago. The plan was that I should return to South Africa on the Saturday (tomorrow), meet up with my wife and accompany her to London the next day (Sunday), swopping cases in transit. To wit, one with all matter of winter woollies – in the airport locker – for one now in hand, containing pukka sahib cotton goods and other soiled clothing.
This original arrangement was rooted less in logistics than economics (see “leg” in a previous paragraph) for usually I try to fly sparingly, if at all.
First light, I broach the Mumbai airport kiosks. A Kashmir cardigan would be ideal. Size smaller, with a little loss of warmth around the wrists, it could double as a present for my wife. Not a Kashmir cardigan in the place, nor cardigan or jacket of any kind. Eventually, I am forced to settle for a Mumbai T-shirt with graphic views of the harbour.
The plane for London is late. Not surprisingly, for it has come from Auckland and Sydney. It is also dry! The dam’ Aussies have drunk all the beer! And no prospect of relief at Kuwait; you can lose a hand for tippling in that place.
Twelve hours of agony. And the movie is last week’s, Johannesburg-Colombo. More shock-horror. The skipper announces that it’s snowing at Heathrow and 16 degrees below.
Thank goodness for British reserve. Anyone wearing shirt-sleeves over a Mumbai T-shirt in brass monkey weather at Kennedy or La Guardia would be a public spectacle, laughed to scorn. I pass through Heathrow, Customs and all, without one comment although I read a few thoughts. They say: man’s been at the duty-free liquor, out of his skull, probably lost his overcoat down the loo.
Even the skinheads and soccer thugs on the Underground display only mild, but happily mute, astonishment. At Russell Square, my stop, the shops are long closed. I make my hotel a sprint ahead of terminal exposure and withdraw to room service and the television.
Next morning, Sunday, I review the situation. A search through my luggage produces a pocket mackintosh I forgot I had packed against the Indian monsoons that never eventuated. Anything would be better than nothing. And maybe something will be open in Leicester Square or Piccadilly.
Then suddenly the awful prospect dawns of being apprehended around Soho in a plastic raincoat, Sunday morning or not. (“But, officer, I was only looking for something to warm me up!” “I’m sure you were, sir, kindly step this way.”)
Downstairs, the bellhop informs me he knows of a clothing place that will be open at Notting Hill Gate. Much safer. Dash there, find it and – for 20 pounds – a foam topcoat that transforms me immediately into the Michelin Man.
Halfway back to Russell Square, I realise that I have left the plastic raincoat on the shop counter. Oh, well. I trust it will go to some deserving voyeur.
Time Wounds All Heels column

ANC is cutting off its nose . . .

 

 

Leader of the Freedom Front, Pieter Mulder, suggests Jacob Zuma’s State of the Nation speech shows the ANC’s “gas is out of the bottle”. Certainly the man himself looks deflated. And ill.

    And what activity has there been since that dull, repetitive speech? Not much.

    Former Finance Minister Pravin Gordhan who, towards the end of his tenure did at least accept the need for an economy drive, has been energetic in his new job of cleaning up local governments. This last week, his department fired four Limpopo mayors and charged East London councillors who pocketed six million rands intended for Mandela memorial services.

    But there is no indication yet how the Government plans to garner all the funds it would need for its development plan, including a whole new ministry with all those attendant officials. It’s interesting to note that the Nats could manage with 16 ministries. The ANC requires 35.

    The Minister of Rural Development has come up with a ridiculous scheme by which farmers would give half their land to their workers. Even Julius “I want it all” Malema must know that is impossible.

    One of Zuma’s stated aims during his second term is to see the creation of a million new jobs in the agricultural field. Financial experts shake their heads, citing the growing mechanisation in farming generally; a process that is likely to speed up if there are more strikes in the industry.

    However, there is a way to at least make a start if only the ANC government would recognise it.

    In the past 20 years, the State has appropriated white farms in all the provinces by the “willing seller” scheme. Other farms are on offer but somehow still awaiting payment by the Land Bank.

    In its relatively short life, Israel has been able to transform the barren land it was allocated after World War II. To a large extent, it has achieved this through its kibbutz system. These communally run settlements, in which children are collectively reared, played a crucial role in the development of the country. In the process, many thousands of young Israelis and foreign volunteers have been trained in diverse skills – agricultural, industrial, even ecological.

    Although there has been a recent movement to the greater comfort of Israel’s cities, the 270 kibbutzim still account for 40 per cent of the country’s agricultural output.

    Would that not be a viable way of employing and training some of the millions of South African youngsters currently out of jobs? By creating collective farms on all that vacant land, with the assistance of Israeli experts?

    It would indeed. If only the ANC could forget the past. Forget that Israel helped the Nat government develop the atomic (though not the nuclear) bomb in the late eighties.

    That must be the sticking point, for it is inconceivable that somebody in government would not have considered the kibbutz route before now.