Extract from John Ryan’s novel, Spy story (Amazon-Kindle)
TWENTY-NINE
Hugh Thompson was tall and as stooped as a secretary bird. He looked like a caricature of the court lawyer he once had been.
Thompson had an interesting background. At a high point in his life he was considered the best attorney in Queenstown, where he grew up.
Then one morning, during a trial in which he was defending a local celebrity on an allegation of attempting to shoot his wife’s lover, Thompson walked out of his house having carefully checked the case files in his briefcase.
What he neglected to check was his own attire. Stark naked, he was apprehended by an orderly as he was about to enter the magistrate’s court.
When the same thing recurred twice in the next week, he was charged with indecent exposure. Hugh Thompson pleaded temporary dementia, though that was not a normal defence, and was cautioned. Then, less than a month later, after he was found wandering down the main street without his trousers, the same magistrate committed him to Queenstown’s Komani mental hospital and ordered that he be struck off the role.
Thompson spent two years in the asylum, was given a certificate of discharge and decided to move to Umtata. There he was able to boast that he was the only person in town who could actually prove he was sane, having a document that said so.
Although not able to practise himself, he soon found a job with the firm of Martin and De Villiers. The partners were delighted to have someone of his experience and expertise, a fully qualified lawyer at the price of a clerk.
Traders and businessmen in the area began to make use of his services on the side. Thompson did their tax returns, prepared all varieties of legal documents and counselled them on matters of civil law.
Since Hugh Thompson was Tug Wood’s legal adviser, and erudite to boot, Wood had asked him to chair the public meeting about Margaret Buhl.
The meeting that Friday had to be held in the Scout Hall, adjacent to the Rec, because the town hall was occupied, being made ready for the next morning’s activities.
Before the meeting, there was activity on the Rec too, as volunteers of the fire brigade set the kindling in place for the bonfire that would incinerate the world’s Enemy Number One the following evening. Jack Maker had made the torso of boxwood, painted black, the head of papier mache. The moustache and forelock were unmistakable. Adolf was placed in position on the top of the pyre.
There were about thirty people in the Scout Hall – with few exceptions, relatives of the Transkei’s prisoners-of-war.
Hugh Thompson stood and told the audience, ‘Margaret Buhl needs little introduction. Many of you have done business with her over the years. Some of you may have known her for a long time. Some may even consider her a friend.
‘Already I’ve heard people say: “Margaret Buhl? She’s a nice woman. Harmless. And she’s a South African. Leave her alone.”
‘But that attitude misses the point,’ Thompson added, ‘which is that the nice, friendly Mrs Buhl’s husband is working for the Nazis. And, worse, that he’s working to keep young Transkeians, our young Transkeians, captive in one of those awful camps. While his wife lives free, here among us. So, ask yourselves. Is that right? Is that justice?
‘Now, there are institutions and institutions. I know, because I’ve been in one.’ Hugh Thompson waited for the laughter that came in a smatter and then grew. ‘The internment camp that Margaret Buhl should – and, we hope, will – be sent to is a far cry from Stalag VII. Or the Komani loony bin. Because we have humane leaders in this country. They know how to treat people decently.’
The audience applauded.
‘There’s another point I wish to make,’ Thompson went on. ‘We are all aware of the espionage activity happening around the Transkei. For obvious reasons, some rumours suggest that Mrs Buhl might be involved. Who can tell if that’s true or not? Nobody yet. But we are a just nation. Unlike Nazi Germany. We have a legal system which says that a person must be regarded as innocent until proven guilty. So the last thing I wish to do is to prejudge Margaret Buhl.
‘But let me just say this. Margaret Buhl may be entirely innocent in the situation. If she is, how long can she remain so? Willingly or not, her husband is working on the side of the enemy. How long can it be before she is dragged in too? If she hasn’t been already. And if she should try to resist the approaches of the Nazi spy masters, what do you think would happen to her? Do you think for a moment they’d say, “All right, Mrs Buhl. Go back to your garage business then”?
‘The prospects for her would be too awful to contemplate. And so we say: In Margaret Buhl’s own interests, she must be removed from this scene, this place which could become extremely perilous for her!’
‘That’s exactly it!’ said Tug Wood, springing to his feet. ‘Extremely perilous for her. She must be interned! In her own interests! And in everyone else’s -’
‘You can’t do that! You must not do that!’
The cry, deep but anguished, came from the back of the hall. The audience turned and gasped.
Three years before, Jeff Hall had been a star lineout jumper for the Pirates rugby team. Now he battled merely to stay upright, leaning with one hand on the shoulder of his wife. TB had sucked the flesh from his frame. His face was like a deflated balloon, his cheekbones cast a shadow around his mouth. But his voice, though it seemed to rise through levels of pain, was clear enough.
‘You people don’t understand,’ Jeff Hall said. ‘Fritz Buhl is on our side. Fritz is the best thing that could have happened to our boys. The camp commanders don’t know he’s from here. So he gets away with murder.’
There was a pause while Hall sought breath.
‘Fritz Buhl wangled it so he’s the senior guard in charge of our huts. And he’s made life a lot easier for us. Our blokes get extra rations. He brings in cigarettes, sweets. Fritz has found sports equipment for us where there wasn’t any before.’
Jeff Hall went into a spasm of coughing and was handed a handkerchief by Susan Hall. ‘But best of all, his German bosses think he’s a real taskmaster, so they leave him alone. He pretends to send chaps to the brig, to solitary. They think that’s the reason why our huts are so disciplined, because he’s tough. And it’s a two-way arrangement. When the four of us decided to go under the fence, we did it when Fritz was on three days’ leave. Because we couldn’t put him at any risk.’
Hall turned to face the audience. ‘I know some of you have relatives in Stalag VII. If those relatives were here, they would say exactly what I am saying. Leave Margaret Buhl alone! Leave Fritz Buhl alone!
‘Anyway, the only reason you here know that Fritz Buhl is in that camp is because he wanted it to be known. He wanted his wife to know that he was safe, alive. And so he got Bob Dudley to send those messages in a code that they worked out between the two of them.’
Hall fought to control another cough. ‘If Margaret Buhl is interned, if she is put into one of those camps, the Nazis would be bound to hear about it. They would make the connection with Fritz and he would be transferred somewhere else. Worse, they might come to realise what he’s been up to, how he’s helped our chaps. Knowing the Germans, I’d say they could even kill him.’
Jeff Hall addressed Hugh Thompson and Tug Wood. ‘You mean well,’ he said. ‘You think you’re trying to do the right thing. But you’ve got it wrong. Please believe me!’
He sat down abruptly. There was a silence lasting several seconds before the meeting began to break up. Then all those present lined up to shake Hall’s hand.
‘Sorry, Jeff,’ Tug Wood told him. ‘We didn’t realise. Well, we couldn’t have done, could we? But I’m sure we all feel a lot better now. About our chaps over there. And about Fritz Buhl, and Margaret.’
The lights went out in the Scout Hall and over the small gate that was the entrance to the Recreation Ground. But the action and drama were not over for the night.
Not an hour later, three figures emerged from the shadows, silently making their way to the centre of the ground, to the great pile of firewood.
And within seconds, Adolf Hitler in effigy was ablaze, lighting the sky with the radiance of day.
Setting a minnow to catch a game fish
There we are, quayed-up so to speak, among the Hout Bay gulls. Three hundred broad-shouldered, muscle-honed specimens from the top drawer of South African deep sea angling.
And me. A minnow among leviathans.
Standing about, wiping nerve symptoms from palms, I find a public relations hand-out in the clutch of one. I read it and am startled by the small print on the last page which describes this event as “a must for anyone who has ever matched his strength and wits against the great fighters of the sea”.
Had I seen this before leaving home yesterday, I would still be there, mowing the lawn, though at 6am on a Saturday such activity might have excited the neighbours, not least before we don’t have a lawn.
I cast around for an escape route but am hemmed in on all sides by a phalanx of oil-skinned Titans, rods and foul bait to the fore, eager for the fray.
The sponsors, mine hosts, purveyors of last night’s free Italian whisky (what do you mean, Justerini isn’t Italian?) are in evidence too. One slaps another and points in my direction. The two become mirthful. Press-ganging suddenly takes on a new dimension.
So. Nothing for it but a bold face. However pale. Dread minutes pass.
When the boats arrive, all 35 of them, it is small consolation to find that ours is among the largest. Most of the rest I wouldn’t sail in my bath.
We board. I am consoled further to find at least a pair of kindred souls among our complement. They are immediately recognisable by the position they take up at the gunwales, heads well over the side. And we have yet to leave harbour.
They introduce themselves by shaking hands from a position somewhere behind their backs. One is the owner of a pizza parlour in Johannesburg, the other a wine farmer from Paarl. Nino and Theuns.
I meet the crew. Titans all, preoccupied with discussing traces and breaking strains, wind directions and, paramount, the prospect of landing the winning marlin or the tagged yellowtail worth 62 000 rands.
Our vessel moves out, motors growling like a well-trained Rottweiler. The growl says, those fighters of the deep had better watch out. For some reason, I do not feel reassured.
Up on the pulpit deck is the skipper, guiding us through the Hout Bay heads. He is a large, genial man. He is also a cigar smoker, one of which he lights as we accelerate through the first breaker.
Twenty-five grams of Marzine (my sole breakfast intake) struggle gamely on my behalf and barely win. The smoke wafts down to Nino and Theuns, who begin making goose-type noises. They both come close to abandoning ship.
The crew has set up the rods in their slots. There are seven of them, too many by four for my fancy, bristling out around the stern.
Reports start coming in on a radio from boats further out. No one is catching. How long did Hemingway’s Old Man of the Sea go without a fish? Eighty-four days? There could be hope yet.
At once, one of the lines goes with the sound of a small siren. I stumble down the gangway to watch the action. And discover, with abject horror, that I am intended to be it.
Protests are useless. The crew is insistent. Guests first and Nino and Theuns are hardly fit for that category. I am bundled into a swivel chair, harnessed up, handed the screaming rod.
To begin with, I decide big game fishing is a cinch. The angler is merely a fulcrum between a fixed point, the harness, and a moving force, the fish. All he has to do is heave and reel, heave and reel, heave and reel.
But after twenty minutes, I have the distinct feeling that the only thing still attaching arms to torso is the fabric of my windbreaker. Then the line goes limp. Reaction from the crew is as if I had dropped a vital catch in a Test match. I am slightly exonerated when they pull in the line and find the tunny has straightened the lure.
So to the cabin for liquid therapy and a stocktaking of limbs. Duty has been done, permanently, surely.
No such luck. Not an hour later, we strike a school. Five lines howl. This time we land five good-sized long-fin. The deck is awash with blood. I slip in the stuff and end up atop Nino and Theuns, by now prostrate in the bilges. We might be a scene from a Clint Eastwood movie.
For the record, our boat caught the largest fish of the day, and contest: 80 kilograms. The second day was aborted after an hour because of a gale. During that time, the biggest catch was five kilograms – about a quarter of the size of my biggest the previous day, as I shall remind by grandchildren.
There is a second national big game competition at the end of the month and another during the next. They will be at least one contestant short on each occasion.
Time Wounds All Heels column.
And a specialist space-walker from out of darkest Africa
Lusaka, Wednesday: Edward Nkoloso, Zambia’s self-styled Minister of Space Aviation, has come down to earth at last. But he insists it is only a temporary confinement. Lack of funds for his multi-million pound space project – which aims at putting a Zambian on Mars before anyone else – has forced Mr Nkoloso into a more terrestrial life. He has now been appointed the President’s special overseer at a white-washed complex in Lusaka which houses exiled nationalist organisations.
In deference to his new status, Mr Nkoloso has swopped his monkey-skin space suit for a sober purple toga. But behind the desk in his sparsely-furnished office, the spaceman retains the symbol of his realm – a crested eagle on a dinner place atop a sawn-off broomstick.
Edward Nkoloso hit the headlines two years ago when he announced that he and his student astronauts at Zambia’s Academy of Science and Philosophy were building a six-foot rocket ship at a secret site in the Chongo Valley near Lusaka.
The missile, which he described as being “of Russian and American design with an African firing system”, was intended to put a dog, Cyclops, into space within a few years.
Mr Nkoloso regretted that, for security reasons, he was unable to show international observers the rocket ship.
However, under pressure, he agreed to show them his astronauts in preparation – rolling down steep hills in barrels (to experience weightlessness), springing out of tall trees. One astronaut, who possessed the unusual talent of being able to walk long distances on his hands, was being groomed for a moon shot. For, as Mr Nkoloso pointed out, anyone with any intelligence could see that the surface of the moon must be upside down.
Later, the space programme ran into two snags. First, the United States refused an application from Mr Nkoloso for 20 million dollars in aid. No reasons were given, but the chief astronaut believed that the refusal stemmed from American fears that Zambia would get to Mars first.
Then the Zambian government – pained because foreign correspondents in Lusaka for the anniversary of Zambia’s independence seemed to making more of the academy that of the celebrations – ordered Mr Nkoloso to curb his publicity campaign.
The academy was thrust into temporary liquidation. The twelve apprentice astronauts formed themselves into a rhythm group and their leader went out to work.
Mr Nkoloso’s new job entails looking after the interests of refugees who run the exiled organisations and, as he puts it, “seeing that they keep out of trouble”.
By that he means trouble with the Zambian government, for the gun-running activities of certain of the groups have recently caused the Lusaka authorities great concern.
From One Man’s Africa.